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Rabu, 04 Mei 2011

Merak Yang Sombong

Pada dahulu kala di sebuah hutan. Ada seekor burung yang sombong ia adalah burung Merak. Ia sombong karena ia mempunyai bulu yang sangat indah.

Pada saat ia akan mencari makan ia bertemu dengan burung Gereja.

Hi, kamu mau kemana ?”

Aku mau mencari makan burung jelek”

Biarpun buluku jelek tapi ini pemberian dari Tuhan”

Tapi kamu tidak akan disukai banyak orang”

Tidak apa-apa”

Pada saat perjalanan pulang ia diburu para pemburu. Dan akhirnya ia mati ditembak pemburu.

Rabu, 20 April 2011

Big Turtle

Based on a Native American.

Many years ago the world had two parts.

Animals lived in the lower part, which was was completely covered in water and had no land or soil. Above was the Sky World, where the sky people lived.

The Sky World had lots of soil, with beautiful mountains and valleys. One day a girl from the Sky World went for a long walk and became very tired.

“I’m so tired, I need to rest” she said. She sat down under the spreading branches of an apple tree and quickly fell asleep.

Suddenly, there was a rumbling sound like thunder and the ground began to crack. A big hole opened up next to the apple tree.

“What’s happening?” screamed the frightened girl. She tried to move but it was too late. She and the tree slid through the hole and tumbled over and over towards the watery world below.

“Help me! Help me!” screamed the girl. Luckily two swans were swimming below and saw the girl tumbling down from the sky.

“Come on!” yelled one swan. “Let’s catch her before she hits the water”
“Okay!” yelled the other.

The swans spread their wings together and caught the girl on their soft feather backs.

“Whew! That was lucky” said the girl. “But what do I do now? I can’t get back up to the Sky World and I can’t stay on your backs forever.

“We’ll take you to Big turtle” said the swans. “He knows everything”.

After hearing what happened, the Big Turtle called all the animals in the water world to a meeting. He told them an old story about soil being found deep under the water.

“If we can get some of that soil, we can build an island on my back for you to live on” said the Big Turtle. “Sounds good to me” said the young girl.

The Otter, Beaver and Muskrat started arguing over who would dive for the soil.

“I’ll go” said the sleek Otter, brushing his glossy fur.

“No! I’ll go” said Beaver, slapping the water with his big flat tail.

“I’m the best swimmer” said Muskrat “I’ll go.”

“Aaaachooo!” sneezed the young girl. “Guys, guys, would just one of you go. These swan feathers are getting up my nose and making me sneeze”.

“Sorry” said the swans.

“That’s alright” said the young Sky girl.

Then Toskwaye the little Toad, popped up out of the water. “I’ll go. I can dive very deep” she said.

The other animals started laughing and pointing at Toskwaye. “You! You’re too small and ugly to help”. cried the others, laughing.

“Be quite!” said Big Turtle in a loud, stern voice. “Everyone is equal and everyone will have a chance to try”.

The sleek Otter smoothed his glossy fur, took a deep breath and slid into the water. He was gone for a long time before he came up gasping for air.

“It was too deep” he said. “I couldn’t dive that far.

“Now it’s my turn” said Beaver. He slapped the water with his tail as he disappeared. After a long time he came to the surface again.

“It’s too far” he gasped. “No one can dive that deep.”

Muskrat tried next and failed. “Aaaachoo!” sneezed the young girl. “This is not looking good”

“Now it’s my turn” said little Toskwaye the Toad. She took a deep breath and jumped into the water. She was gone a very long time and everyone thought they wouldn’t see her again.

Suddenly Otter pointed at the water, shouting “Look, look! Bubbles!”

Toskwaye’s small, ugly face appeared through the water. She spat a few grains of soil onto the Big Turtle’s back, then fell back into the water – dead.The Turtle ordered the others to rub the soil grains and spread them around on his shell. The grains grew and grew, until a large island was formed – big enough for the girl to live on.

It grew into our world as we know it today. And the descendants of the Sky girl became the Earth’s people.

Today, some people say the whole world still rests on Big Turtles back. When he gets tired and changes his position, we have earthquakes.

Toad has not been forgotten either. American native Indians call her “Mashutaha”, which means ‘Our Grandmother’. No one is allowed to harm her.

THE END

(Source from http://www.planetozkids.com)

Fabel – Si Kancil dan Buaya

Suatu hari Si Kancil, binatang yang katanya cerdik itu, sedang berjalan-jalan di pinggir hutan. Dia hanya ingin mencari udara segar, melihat matahari yang cerah bersinar. Di dalam hutan terlalu gelap, karena pohon-pohon sangat lebat dan tajuknya menutupi lantai hutan. Dia ingin berjemur di bawah terik matahari. Di situ ada sungai besar yang airnya dalam sekali. Setelah sekian lama berjemur, Si Kancil merasa bahwa ada yang berbunyi di perutnya,..krucuk…krucuk…krucuk. Wah, rupanya perutnya sudah lapar. Dia membayangkan betapa enaknya kalau ada makanan kesukaannya, ketimun. Namun kebun ketimun ada di seberang sungai, bagaimana cara menyeberanginya ya? Dia berfikir sejenak. Tiba-tiba dia meloncat kegirangan, dan berteriak: “Buaya….buaya…. ayo keluar….. Aku punya makanan untukmu…!!” Begitu Kancil berteriak kepada buaya-buaya yang banyak tinggal di sugai yang dalam itu.

Sekali lagi Kancil berteriak, “Buaya…buaya… ayo keluar… mau daging segar nggak?”

Tak lama kemudian, seekor buaya muncul dari dalam air, “Huaahhh… siapa yang teriak-teriak siang-siang begini.. mengganggu tidurku saja.” “Hei Kancil, diam kau.. kalau tidak aku makan nanti kamu.” Kata buaya kedua yang juga muncul.

“Wah…. bagus kalian mau keluar, mana yang lain?” kata Kancil kemudian. “Kalau cuma dua ekor masih sisa banyak nanti makanan ini. Ayo keluar semuaaa…!” Kancil berteriak lagi.
“Ada apa Kancil sebenarnya, ayo cepat katakan,” kata buaya.
“Begini, maaf kalau aku mengganggu tidurmu, tapi aku akan bagi-bagi daging segar buat buaya-buaya di sungai ini,” makanya harus keluar semua.

Mendengar bahwa mereka akan dibagikan daging segar, buaya-buaya itu segera memanggil teman-temannya untuk keluar semua. “Hei, teman-teman semua, mau makan gratis nggak? Ayo kita keluaaaar….!” buaya pemimpin berteriak memberikan komando. Tak berapa lama, bermunculanlah buaya-buaya dari dalam air.

“Nah, sekarang aku harus menghitung dulu ada berapa buaya yang datang, ayo kalian para buaya pada baris berjajar hingga ke tepi sungai di sebelah sana,” “Nanti aku akan menghitung satu persatu.”

Tanpa berpikir panjang, buaya-buaya itu segera mengambil posisi, berbaris berjajar dari tepi sungai satu ke tepi sungai lainnya, sehingga membentuk seperti jembatan.
“Oke, sekarang aku akan mulai menghitung,” kata Kancil yang segera melompat ke punggung buaya pertama, sambil berteriak, “Satu….. dua….. tiga…..” begitu seterusnya sambil terus meloncat dari punggung buaya satu ke buaya lainnya. Hingga akhirnya dia sampai di seberang sungai. Hatinya tertawa, “Mudah sekali ternyata.”

Begitu sampai di seberang sungai, Kancil berkata pada buaya, “Hai buaya bodoh, sebetulnya tidak ada daging segar yang akan aku bagikan. Tidakkah kau lihat bahwa aku tidak membawa sepotong daging pun?” “Sebenarnya aku hanya ingin menyeberang sungai ini, dan aku butuh jembatan untuk lewat. Kalau begitu saya ucapkan terima kasih pada kalian, dan mohon maaf kalau aku mengerjai kalian,” kata Kancil.

“Ha!….huaahh… sialan… Kancil nakal, ternyata kita cuma dibohongi. Aws kamu ya.. kalau ketemu lagi saya makan kamu,” kata buaya-buaya itu geram.
Si Kancil segera berlari menghilang di balik pohon, menuju kebun Pak Tani untuk mencari ketimun.

Sumber : Dongeng Kak Rico

The Three Fishes

Once, three fishes lived in a pond. One evening, some fishermen passed by the pond and saw the fishes. 'This pond is full of fish', they told each other excitedly. 'We have never fished here before. We must come back tomorrow morning with our nets and catch these fish!' So saying, the fishermen left.

When the eldest of the three fishes heard this, he was troubled. He called the other fishes together and said, 'Did you hear what the fishermen said? We must leave this pond at once. The fishermen will return tomorrow and kill us all!'

The second of the three fishes agreed. 'You are right', he said. 'We must leave the pond.'

But the youngest fish laughed. 'You are worrying without reason', he said. 'We have lived in this pond all our lives, and no fisherman has ever come here. Why should these men return? I am not going anywhere - my luck will keep me safe.'

The eldest of the fishes left the pond that very evening with his entire family. The second fish saw the fishermen coming in the distance early next morning and left the pond at once with all his family. The third fish refused to leave even then.

The fishermen arrived and caught all the fish left in the pond. The third fish's luck did not help him - he too was caught and killed.

The fish who saw trouble ahead and acted before it arrived as well as the fish who acted as soon as it came both survived. But the fish who relied only on luck and did nothing at all died. So also in life.

Sabtu, 16 April 2011

The Two Frogs

One night two frogs found themselves in a diary. Hopping and jumping around as frogs do they both jumped into a milk pail half full of milk.

After swimming around for some time they tried to get out. But the inside of the pail was too slippery and there was nothing on which they could rest so that they could jump out. One frog thought it was useless trying to swim on and just gave up hope and sunk and was drowned.

The other carried on swimming hoping against hope that something would turn up. He swam and he swam until he began to feel tired. But by this time the milk which was full of cream had become thick. When the frog had swum some more the cream had been stirred so much that it became a solid lump of butter.

On this the frog could scramble and rest.
And from it he could easily jump out of the pail into safety.

Rabu, 13 April 2011

Merak Yang Sombong

Pada dahulu kala di sebuah hutan. Ada seekor burung yang sombong ia adalah burung Merak. Ia sombong karena ia mempunyai bulu yang sangat indah.

Pada saat ia akan mencari makan ia bertemu dengan burung Gereja.

Hi, kamu mau kemana ?”

Aku mau mencari makan burung jelek”

Biarpun buluku jelek tapi ini pemberian dari Tuhan”

Tapi kamu tidak akan disukai banyak orang”

Tidak apa-apa”

Pada saat perjalanan pulang ia diburu para pemburu. Dan akhirnya ia mati ditembak pemburu.

Kamis, 24 Maret 2011

Arrogant Peacock

Long time in a forest. There is a arrogant bird he is peacock. He is arrogant because he have the very beautiful fur.

At the time he will foraging, he come in contact with the church bird.

Hi, you will where ?” shout church bird

I will foraging the bad bird.” shout peacock

Although this bad but my fur is gift from God.” shout church bird

But you will not be taken a fancy to the many people.” shout peacock

Never mind." shout church bird


At the time of transportation journey come home he is hunted by all hunter. And finally he died shot by hunter.

The Pied Piper

Many years ago, in the German town of Hamelin, the people had a terrible problem with rats. There were rats everywhere, in the streets, houses, beds, and even in babies cots. The mayor did not know what to do.

One day, a peculiar man called the Pied Piper arrived and said he could deal with the problem if the mayor would pay a huge sum of money. The mayor agreed.

The Pied Piper played the pipes and the rats followed him out of Hamelin and fell out a cliff.
"I refuse to pay!" said the mayor.

So, the Pied Piper played his pipes again. This time every child followed the Pier Piper. They never returned. The mayor had learned his lesson, but much too late.

Selasa, 22 Maret 2011

A Wolf

At one particular day there is a wolf which starvation He is a very murderer daunted. On that he always fail in to hunt all it’s prey.

At the time of day of before night he reach a countrified. He wish to prey the child of deer ma that is the deer. At the time of he push in the house of deer ma he almost succeed to eat the deer ofbut coming lion and bull.

" Don't eat that child" say lion

" Don't bother this is my food”say wolf

Then bull gore with horn the wolf until he fall to roll about. And finally dead wolf in place.

Jangan Pandang Remeh Seorang Petani

Pada malam hari di sebuah pesawat tujuan jakarta ada seorang Ibu yang duduk bersebelahan dengan Ito.


Ito : “Ibu mau ke Jakarta ya?”


Ibu :”Iyah. Saya ke Jakarta. Saya mau menemui anak saya yang tinggal di Jakarta ini,
sudah lama tidak menemui dia. Dia sibuk sekali, profesinya Dokter spesialis
terkenal.


Ito :”Wah, hebat sekali anak ibu. Ibu pasti bangga sekali. Oya, anak ibu ada berapa semuanya? Mereka dimana aja?”


Ibu :”Anak ibu semuanya 5 orang. Yang di Jakarta ini yang no 2. Kalo yang no.3 ada di
Semarang, sebagai pengacara terkenal. Yang no. 4 ada di Singapura, kerja di
sana sebagai ahli informatika. Dan yang bungsu, no. 5 ada di Jakarta ini
juga, dia punya usaha real estate.”


Ito :”Wah, wah… anak-anak ibu hebat-hebat semua, berhasil semua… ibu dah
senanglah, udah lega dan puas dengan keberhasilan anak-anak ibu.Oya, ibu dari
tadi yang kedua, ketiga, keempat dan kelima. Yang no.1 nya dimana? sebagai
apa?


Ibu :”Ehmmm… kalo yang pertama ada di sebuah desa di Belitang. Dia petani kelapa
sawit.”


Ito :”Ooo… yang pertama seorang petani ya bu? kurang membanggakan ya bu?”


Ibu :”Saya paling bangga dengan yang pertama ini, Dia lah yang membiayai kuliah
adik-adiknya hingga adik-adiknya berhasil semua sekarang ini.”


Dan akhirnya Ito pun terdiam tidak menyangka bahwa seorang petani kelapa sawit bisa membiayai adik-adiknya hingga berhasil.

Cinderella

ONCE there was a gentleman who married, for his second wife, the proudest and most haughty woman that was ever seen. She had, by a former husband, two daughters of her own humor, who were, indeed, exactly like her in all things. He had likewise, by another wife, a young daughter, but of unparalleled goodness and sweetness of temper, which she took from her mother, who was the best creature in the world.

No sooner were the ceremonies of the wedding over but the mother-in-law began to show herself in her true colors. She could not bear the good qualities of this pretty girl, and the less because they made her own daughters appear the more odious. She employed her in the meanest work of the house: she scoured the dishes, tables, etc., and scrubbed madam's chamber, and those of misses, her daughters; she lay up in a sorry garret, upon a wretched straw bed, while her sisters lay in fine rooms, with floors all inlaid, upon beds of the very newest fashion, and where they had looking-glasses so large that they might see themselves at their full length from head to foot.

The poor girl bore all patiently, and dared not tell her father, who would have rattled her off; for his wife governed him entirely. When she had done her work, she used to go into the chimney-corner, and sit down among cinders and ashes, which made her commonly be called Cinderwench; but the youngest, who was not so rude and uncivil as the eldest, called her Cinderella. However, Cinderella, notwithstanding her mean apparel, was a hundred times handsomer than her sisters, though they were always dressed very richly.

It happened that the King's son gave a ball, and invited all persons of fashion to it. Our young misses were also invited, for they cut a very grand figure among the quality. They were mightily delighted at this invitation, and wonderfully busy in choosing out such gowns, petticoats, and head-clothes as might become them. This was a new trouble to Cinderella; for it was she who ironed her sisters' linen, and plaited their ruffles; they talked all day long of nothing but how they should be dressed.

"For my part," said the eldest, "I will wear my red velvet suit with French trimming."

"And I," said the youngest, "shall have my usual petticoat; but then, to make amends for that, I will put on my gold-flowered manteau, and my diamond stomacher, which is far from being the most ordinary one in the world."
They sent for the best tire-woman they could get to make up their head-dresses and adjust their double pinners, and they had their red brushes and patches from Mademoiselle de la Poche.

Cinderella was likewise called up to them to be consulted in all these matters, for she had excellent notions, and advised them always for the best, nay, and offered her services to dress their heads, which they were very willing she should do. As she was doing this, they said to her:

"Cinderella, would you not be glad to go to the ball?"

"Alas!" said she, "you only jeer me; it is not for such as I am to go thither."
"Thou art in the right of it," replied they; "it would make the people laugh to see a Cinderwench at a ball."

Anyone but Cinderella would have dressed their heads awry, but she was very good, and dressed them perfectly well They were almost two days without eating, so much were they transported with joy. They broke above a dozen laces in trying to be laced up close, that they might have a fine slender shape, and they were continually at their looking-glass. At last the happy day came; they went to Court, and Cinderella followed them with her eyes as long as she could, and when she had lost sight of them, she fell a-crying.

Her godmother, who saw her all in tears, asked her what was the matter.
"I wish I could--I wish I could--"; she was not able to speak the rest, being interrupted by her tears and sobbing.

This godmother of hers, who was a fairy, said to her, "Thou wishest thou couldst go to the ball; is it not so?"

"Y--es," cried Cinderella, with a great sigh.

"Well," said her godmother, "be but a good girl, and I will contrive that thou shalt go." Then she took her into her chamber, and said to her, "Run into the garden, and bring me a pumpkin."

Cinderella went immediately to gather the finest she could get, and brought it to her godmother, not being able to imagine how this pumpkin could make her go to the ball. Her godmother scooped out all the inside of it, having left nothing but the rind; which done, she struck it with her wand, and the pumpkin was instantly turned into a fine coach, gilded all over with gold.

She then went to look into her mouse-trap, where she found six mice, all alive, and ordered Cinderella to lift up a little the trapdoor, when, giving each mouse, as it went out, a little tap with her wand, the mouse was that moment turned into a fine horse, which altogether made a very fine set of six horses of a beautiful mouse-colored dapple-gray. Being at a loss for a coachman,

"I will go and see," says Cinderella, "if there is never a rat in the rat-trap--we may make a coachman of him."

"Thou art in the right," replied her godmother; "go and look."

Cinderella brought the trap to her, and in it there were three huge rats. The fairy made choice of one of the three which had the largest beard, and, having touched him with her wand, he was turned into a fat, jolly coach- man, who had the smartest whiskers eyes ever beheld. After that, she said to her:

"Go again into the garden, and you will find six lizards behind the watering-pot, bring them to me."

She had no sooner done so but her godmother turned them into six footmen, who skipped up immediately behind the coach, with their liveries all bedaubed with gold and silver, and clung as close behind each other as if they had done nothing else their whole lives. The Fairy then said to Cinderella: "Well, you see here an equipage fit to go to the ball with; are you not pleased with it?"

"Oh! yes," cried she; "but must I go thither as I am, in these nasty rags?"

Her godmother only just touched her with her wand, and, at the same instant, her clothes were turned into cloth of gold and silver, all beset with jewels. This done, she gave her a pair of glass slippers, the prettiest in the whole world. Being thus decked out, she got up into her coach; but her godmother, above all things, commanded her not to stay till after midnight, telling her, at the same time, that if she stayed one moment longer, the coach would be a pumpkin again, her horses mice, her coachman a rat, her footmen lizards, and her clothes become just as they were before.

She promised her godmother she would not fail of leaving the ball before midnight; and then away she drives, scarce able to contain herself for joy. The King's son who was told that a great princess, whom nobody knew, was come, ran out to receive her; he gave her his hand as she alighted out of the coach, and led her into the ball, among all the company. There was immediately a profound silence, they left off dancing, and the violins ceased to play, so attentive was everyone to contemplate the singular beauties of the unknown new-comer. Nothing was then heard but a confused noise of:

"Ha! how handsome she is! Ha! how handsome she is!"

The King himself, old as he was, could not help watching her, and telling the Queen softly that it was a long time since he had seen so beautiful and lovely a creature.

All the ladies were busied in considering her clothes and headdress, that they might have some made next day after the same pattern, provided they could meet with such fine material and as able hands to make them.

The King's son conducted her to the most honorable seat, and afterward took her out to dance with him; she danced so very gracefully that they all more and more admired her. A fine collation was served up, whereof the young prince ate not a morsel, so intently was he busied in gazing on her.

She went and sat down by her sisters, showing them a thousand civilities, giving them part of the oranges and citrons which the Prince had presented her with, which very much surprised them, for they did not know her. While Cinderella was thus amusing her sisters, she heard the clock strike eleven and three-quarters, whereupon she immediately made a courtesy to the company and hasted away as fast as she could.

When she got home she ran to seek out her godmother, and, after having thanked her, she said she could not but heartily wish she might go next day to the ball, because the King's son had desired her.

As she was eagerly telling her godmother whatever had passed at the ball, her two sisters knocked at the door, which Cinderella ran and opened.

"How long you have stayed!" cried she, gaping, rubbing her eyes and stretching herself as if she had been just waked out of her sleep; she had not, however, any manner of inclination to sleep since they went from home.

"If thou hadst been at the ball," said one of her sisters, "thou wouldst not have been tired with it. There came thither the finest princess, the most beautiful ever was seen with mortal eyes; she showed us a thousand civilities, and gave us oranges and citrons."

Cinderella seemed very indifferent in the matter; indeed, she asked them the name of that princess; but they told her they did not know it, and that the King's son was very uneasy on her account and would give all the world to know who she was. At this Cinderella, smiling, replied:

"She must, then, be very beautiful indeed; how happy you have been! Could not I see her? Ah! dear Miss Charlotte, do lend me your yellow suit of clothes which you wear every day."

"Ay, to be sure!" cried Miss Charlotte; "lend my clothes to such a dirty Cinderwench as thou art! I should be a fool."

Cinderella, indeed, expected well such answer, and was very glad of the refusal; for she would have been sadly put to it if her sister had lent her what she asked for jestingly.

The next day the two sisters were at the ball, and so was Cinderella, but dressed more magnificently than before. The King's son was always by her, and never ceased his compliments and kind speeches to her; to whom all this was so far from being tiresome that she quite forgot what her godmother had recommended to her; so that she, at last, counted the clock striking twelve when she took it to be no more than eleven; she then rose up and fled, as nimble as a deer. The Prince followed, but could not overtake her. She left behind one of her glass slippers, which the Prince took up most carefully. She got home but quite out of breath, and in her nasty old clothes, having nothing left her of all her finery but one of the little slippers, fellow to that she dropped. The guards at the palace gate were asked:

If they had not seen a princess go out.

Who said: They had seen nobody go out but a young girl, very meanly dressed, and who had more the air of a poor country wench than a gentlewoman.

When the two sisters returned from the ball Cinderella asked them: If they had been well diverted, and if the fine lady had been there.

They told her: Yes, but that she hurried away immediately when it struck twelve, and with so much haste that she dropped one of her little glass slippers, the prettiest in the world, which the King's son had taken up; that he had done nothing but look at her all the time at the ball, and that most certainly he was very much in love with the beautiful person who owned the glass slipper.

What they said was very true; for a few days after the King's son caused it to be proclaimed, by sound of trumpet, that he would marry her whose foot the slipper would just fit. They whom he employed began to try it upon the princesses, then the duchesses and all the Court, but in vain; it was brought to the two sisters, who did all they possibly could to thrust their foot into the slipper, but they could not effect it. Cinderella, who saw all this, and knew her slipper, said to them, laughing:

"Let me see if it will not fit me."

Her sisters burst out a-laughing, and began to banter her. The gentleman who was sent to try the slipper looked earnestly at Cinderella, and, finding her very handsome, said:

It was but just that she should try, and that he had orders to let everyone make trial.

He obliged Cinderella to sit down, and, putting the slipper to her foot, he found it went on very easily, and fitted her as if it had been made of wax. The astonishment her two sisters were in was excessively great, but still abundantly greater when Cinderella pulled out of her pocket the other slipper, and put it on her foot. Thereupon, in came her godmother, who, having touched with her wand Cinderella's clothes, made them richer and more magnificent than any of those she had before.

And now her two sisters found her to be that fine, beautiful lady whom they had seen at the ball. They threw themselves at her feet to beg pardon for all the ill- treatment they had made her undergo. Cinderella took them up, and, as she embraced them, cried:

That she forgave them with all her heart, and desired them always to love her.

She was conducted to the young prince, dressed as she was; he thought her more charming than ever, and, a few days after, married her. Cinderella, who was no less good than beautiful, gave her two sisters lodgings in the palace.

Kamis, 22 Oktober 2009

Pinter Apa Bodo

Di suatu sekolah, seorang guru sedang mengetes kepintaran salah satu anak didiknya...

guru: coba jelaskan, apa arti pribahasa 'ada ubi ada talas'?
murid: artinya, ada penjual gorengan,bu..
guru: salah!
sekarang, apa arti dari darmawisata?
murid: artinya, si darma sedang wisata bu..
guru: salah juga! sekarang, ternak apa yang tenaganya banyak digunakan para petani?
murid: ternak bernasib sial bu..
guru:masih salah!
sekarang coba jawab, mengapa seorang pencuri dimasukan ke dalam penjara?
murid: dengan santai, kerena tertangkap polisi, bu...
guru: salah! salah! kenapa sih kamu salah terus?
murid: pertanyaannya terlalu susah bu!
guru: baik sekarang ibu beri pertanyaan yang mudah, "selamat pagi,pak" adalah kalimat sapaan untuk waktu apa?
murid: nah ini pasti benar,bu
guru: coba apa jawabannya?
murid: dengan sangat yakin seyakin-yakinya, "waktu bertemu bapak kan bu!!"
guru: .....!!!!

 
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